KaBOOM!

In the recent couple of decades the illegal immigration of aliens, primarily from mexico, has overcome our country so badly that there is no more clean air to breathe, diseases are being spread everywhere and our precious tax dollars are paying for these people to live here giving them "the benefit of the doubt." Their numbers are multiplying faster than rabbits and all our current system is doing is providing the fertility pills. A couple of attempts have been initiated but mostly unsuccessful in the hindrance of people crossing the border illegally. Some of these include fat police academy dropouts renamed "Border Patrol" and such fearful tactics as fences originally played on by 3rd graders. The benefits of being able to vote, eligibility for driver's license and health care have caused people to start applying for illegality in the United States.

I have received an epiphany of the solution to this outrageous problem. The careful and elaborate layout of improvised explosive devices or IED's will make mince meat of anyone attempting to cross the Mexican-American border. Not only will this scare people into staying at their homes it will scare the hell out of anyone who witnesses it first-hand, easily deterring the rest of the group from proceeding across. These commonly called "landmines" are generally cheap especially compared to the amount of money and priveleges we are currently giving these people. We will use anti-personal landmines (APL's) for areas of foot crossings and and Anti-Tank mines (ATM's) in areas of truck and car crossings. The currently patrolled crossings between the countries will remain in tact for those of legality only. Illegal Immigration is the source of many problems here in the land of the free, but will we ever come to our senses and get smart, or will this matter haunt us for a time to come?