If only we all could solve medical mysteries in the span of one episode, even so having obvious drug problems, and being socially incapable. I wish that I could be caught on a desert island with a giant shadow chasing me, and almost zero hope of returning home someday. My friends wish they could live in the small, homey town of south park. Where all are awkward and profane all the time. Some also aspire to be workers in an office that specializes in paper production and distribution, what a life! Who wouldn't want to spend time in each of these realities everyday? Sitting, and staring for a full hour, fascinated by house, lost, south park, and the office. It's either that or solve the problems of the world, right? And I mean, who has that kind of time. It's not like during this time we could do something with our lives, like actually do our homework at home instead of in the class before. Maybe its because we feel we owe it to ourselves to take a break and watch tv, but why is it so thrilling? We literally sit and stare....awesome...(not). It's really almost sad that this is amusing to us, and that its something we enjoy. Aren't we supposed to be the smartest form of life on the planet? Well we are inside while all other forms of life are doing something productive. Constantly. We no longer need to do the basics constantly, so why don't we do more instead of less? We choose to be content with our problems.