Sunday, November 29, 2009
Homework
Homework...
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Homework
The other issue, I believe, is that some teachers don't understand the point of homework, they just know that it needs to be assigned, which brings me to my personal definition of homework: work that either a) has little value, because the teacher can't see the distinction what is helpful and what honestly isn't, or b) has quite a bit of value, but could have easily been assigned and finished during class, thus allowing students to--I don't know--have actual lives.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary cites homework as
1 : piecework done at home for pay
2 : an assignment given to a student to be completed outside the regular class period
3 : preparatory reading or research (as for a discussion or a debate)
But us student would rather classify it as busy work given to students to complete outside of school; hence the name homework, work to be done at home. The unnecessary and often redundant work many times stirs students dislike towards teachers. Homework is usually given to students to help them retain the material they learned that day in class, but because of mismanaged time, the work usually doesn't benefit the pupils as the teachers expected it to; thus students associate an unpleasant task with homework.
To other students, homework is something to be feared and thought of, always. Homework is almost sacred, and it must always be perfectly completed well before the due date. Often in these students’ quest for the perfectly finished homework, they must drop some bowling pins in their daily juggling to make sure that they catch the one pin that matters- homework. These dropped pins are then promptly forgotten as the juggler tries to deal with the new pins thrown at him, their effects not felt until much later.
Another factor that greatly impacts the definition of homework is the teacher assigning it. To some teachers, homework is something that will never see a grading pen. To others, homework is something that automatically gets full credit as long as a student took the time to take a pencil to paper. To still others, homework is something to be laughed at, made fun of, and given a failing grade no matter how good it is.
All in all, that definition of homework you asked for? Still working on it.
To other students, homework is something to be feared and thought of, always. Homework is almost sacred, and it must always be perfectly completed well before the due date. Often in these students’ quest for the perfectly finished homework, they must drop some bowling pins in their daily juggling to make sure that they catch the one pin that matters- homework. These dropped pins are then promptly forgotten as the juggler tries to deal with the new pins thrown at him, their effects not felt until much later.
Another factor that greatly impacts the definition of homework is the teacher assigning it. To some teachers, homework is something that will never see a grading pen. To others, homework is something that automatically gets full credit as long as a student took the time to take a pencil to paper. To still others, homework is something to be laughed at, made fun of, and given a failing grade no matter how good it is.
All in all, that definition of homework you asked for? Still working on it.
Homework as an Anagram
Optional**
Mentally stimulating*
Easy***
Worthless**
Outrageous**
Rigorous**
Knowledge enhancing*
*These adjectives would either be used by the teacher giving the homework or the obnoxious student who finds homework useful in one way or another.
**These would be used by the various types of students on the receiving end of the homework who have some complaints pertaining to the topic. (These types of students include: lazy, stupid, or pissed off ones)
***A very low percentage of students find homework so easy that it fits into the ** category. However, some find the fact that it is easy makes it useful. (the * category)
note: it was infinitely easier to find adjectives dissing homework than ones that support the usefulness of it.
Homework
Friday, November 27, 2009
Rude Politeness
Gardiam-Webster
-noun
1. any assignment, not due on the day of said assigning, of various natures, meant to enhance the learning happening in the classroom. (teacher and ideal student definition)
2. any assignment, not due on the day of said assigning, of various natures, meant to stress students out and serve few other purposes. (worried student definition)
3. any assignment, not due on the day of said assigning, of various natures, meant to waste time and typically completed minutes before being turned in. (slacker definition)
-verb
1. finishing the task assigned by a teacher, typically at home. Sally, are you homeworking hard, or hardly homeworking?
Homework
What makes perfect?
Probably the only people more in-tune with all of the above--whether we want to accept it or not-- are our teachers. Because they acknowledge that the best way to ensure that everyone learns the material is by designing a curriculum that appeals to all types of learners. Which means maybe a little "busy work" here and there. But what is busy work to one student may be the most effective means of learning to another.
I'm not at all pretending that I don't get annoyed with homework. I'm not even trying to be nice to teachers to better my grade on this blog assignment (even though I am submitting it a day late). Because, also at this stage of our lives, I think it's so incredibly important to explore. There is definitely not enough time to eat, sleep, and do homework adequately in addition to any extra curricular activities. Or even spend as much time with your family over Thanksgiving vacation as you'd like to (I'd much much rather be with all my baby cousins in the hot tub right now instead of reading chapter seven of the Psychology book). But that's life. My Aunt Thuy is upstairs doing pretty much the same thing, which I'm sure isn't her first-choice, either.
So, to conclude, I'm most definitely not a fan of spending a majority of my time outside of school on homework. But I appreciate the assignments that are especially helpful to me, and can accept that what I may call grunt work could also be helping other students succeed.
And finally, to answer your question, Mr. Logson: Homework is time spent rehearsing our academics, whether it be effective or not. And something we probably just need to quit whining about.
Arrgh. I'm a pirate. And i hate homework.
I remember reading through Calvin and Hobbes pretty much everyday of my youth (but really, it is the best strip ever made...), and one thing that sticks out in my mind I the father's excuse for the plethora of chores he forced upon Calvin. "It builds character." This can be directly related to the homework that is forced upon us as students. Sure, it can be of some relevence to my growth in intelect, but overall I believe it pertains more to my foundation of character.
As for me, personally, I dislike homework. It prevents me from "nick time," which consists of sleeping and getting nicknames (State Champion Nick Wrightson....am I right?). I just consider that normal. I do, however, realize that i will have to eventually raise a family and therefore need to be successful. Homework is a part of life today, and if you do not like that, then you need to get over it. It builds character.
ps- I have no idea why my topic talks about pirates. But hey, just go with it. I think I'm still in a food coma from yesterday (Thanksgiving...).
Assignment: A Modest Proposal + Soylent Green = end to world hunger
In the Swiftian Vein of extreme measures to make a point, you’ll need to pick a problem and write a satire that proposes a solution—so basically, you need to make your own modest proposal.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Homework...
Well, not really, but it sure does suck. Even when useful, I generally hate it. However, there have been instances when some homework has been fun, but that's only a small minority.
Homework can come in a couple of types....one more useless then the other. That type is what is generally defined as busy work, or work given for the purpose of doing it. I (and most everyone else) reeeeeeeally hate it when teachers give this work out unless it happens to be class work, but we are talking about homework here, so that's a moot point. Busy work is boring. It's pointless. And it wastes time that could be spent doing something more useful/interesting. Who knows, perhaps that time could be spent doing something that's BOTH (rare as it is). However, of course, not all homework is busy work. Some homework is actually USEFUL (hopefully the majority of it, I'd hate to spend most of my homework time on something pointless), as in it helps reinforce what you learned in class that day. This homework reduces the amount of time needed to be spent studying before a test (or at least it can, but some people choose to study for hours anyway), and just simply helps you remember, even after the test is long gone.
As can probably be told from my previous statements, I am not a fan of homework. I am of the opinion that school should stay in school, and the remainder of the day be ours for what we wish to do with it. Alas, I do not run the program. Oh well.
HOMEWORK
Sooo...hw, sucks doesn't it? Im pretty sure most high school students agree with that statement. Alright, i totally understand if a teacher assigns homework which will help the student understand the material, but giving out homework just for the sake of making it look like they are doing their job...Its a Bad Idea
For example, i feel like copying notes off a powerpoint is one of the most pointless activities a teacher can have their students do. Like seriously? I know we can multi-task, but that doesn't mean that we can copy like 2 pages of notes a day while listening to the teacher explain it all and then be able to comprehend all that information. If the point of a class is so students can learn certain information, then the teachers need to do at least that. These teachers have gone through years of schooling to be trained for this, and if they can't even teach their students, then maybe they shouldn't be teaching. (Don't worry Mr. Logsdon, we actually learn a bunch of stuff in your class, so you don't count as one of these teachers) Classes need to be interactive. I don't know if teachers realize, but i would say within the first15 minutes of the class students begin to zone out, and thats why teachers need to find new strategies teach.
Last but not least, the one thing that angers me the most is the excessive, unnessecary homework academy students are assigned. There is no reason for this work, its just busy work and just because we are in the academy.
Homework is.....
According to the dictionary.
According to me though homework is a mixture of many things. Some of it is helpful such as math work. I have to finish my math work in order to learn the material. Some of it is irritaing such as APES binders. I do not need to do all those worksheets in order to know the material or be successful. Some of it is an accomplishment such as latin translations. I love the feeling of getting those 30 lines done every week. Some of it can be fun. Like this blog, I think its fun to read other peoples and its not to time consuming. And some of it can be long and tedious such as reading US History. I can never concentrate so I end up reading the same page like 300 times in order to understand what it is saying.
Even though homework is so annoying the BEST feeling in the world is turning in textbooks at the end of the year and knowing you know all the information that is inside. I was reading a magazine one day and they were listing the reasons why school can be awesome. My favorite one was "day by day, your slowly getting smarter." Its so true.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Homework: There is two ways to look at it.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Ugh...
Homework
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Assignment: May I have a Definition Please?
Dictionary Definitions are helpful but rarely fun, that is unless your 13 years old and you just have to look up all the dirty words you know just so you can legitimately “say” them or see them in print. I want your definition of “HOMEWORK.” It should be fun it should be creative, it should be sarcastic—but it’d better not be cruel and I’d better not find that you plagiarized it from urbandictionary.com. Let er rip.