Do Not Read

Dear classmates and Mr. Logsdon,

Before i start, id like to say that the letter "e" on my keyboard is messed up and i am in a hurry to get this done so i probably will forgt many e's throughout this post.

Well now that i've dealt with that, lets move on. I hope you decide right now to just stop reading my blog and either go on to the next one, or to just log off and do something useful. You will gain nothing from this blog except pain, misery, and if you forget to do it, a big fat zero in infinite campus. Trust me, i know that none of you are reading these blogs for fun, just so that you can figure out what to do it. I also know that instead of reading the actual assignment, you will just look at othrs and try to wing it.

Whatevr the case is, you have already read too much of my blog so i ask you again very humbly, to stop reading and either go on or log off.

Sorry for the inconvenience,
Ismaeel Siddiqi



I don't know how many of you have read The Series of Unfortunate Events but thy are one of my favorite series. The author is Lemony Snicket which is the name he is commonly known by. In reality his nam is Daniel Handler. The reason i like his books, espcially this series is because he is very strange. He does this thing about where he starts off with telling the audience that they should not read his book and instead just put it down and do something useful instead. This is usually the reason i end up reading his books. Plus, even if he didnt say any of that, i would read them anyways