Christopher Ryan Molten

Hello friends. Today i would like to talk about my dear friend, Christophter.

His name is ACTUALLY "Stretch." How he got this nickname you ask? I mean seriously, how could he not get this nickname?! He's soooo stretchy! If you have ever witnessed him stretch his neck out of his shirt like a turtle, you wouls immediately understand. Enough talk about his first name. Let's move on to his middle name. Ryan. Sounds typical, but when you dig deep into his family tree you may find that his younger brother is also named Ryan. Interesting huh? You probably don't believe me. What mother in their right mind would name their third child after their second child? I'll tell you who. Julie would. Yes, Julie Molten. Strange. But anyway, Molten is the family name obviously. It originated back in the ancient Hawaian times, when lava flowed through the towns. So basically, Stretch is Hawaian.

Here are some fun facts about Stretch.

• He likes Virginia Tech. You know, the university that didn't make the NCAA tournement this year. Though he frequently wears a UK t-shirt...
• He was told on his first day at Henry Clay that he has beautiful eyes. I can't help but to agree. Stunning shade of deep blue.
• He once survived a terrible car crash.
• He loves the color purple, mostly because of his childhood love of Barney.
• He often eats his lunch in his second hour Latin class.
• He is halfway decent and the computer game "Plants vs. Zombies"
• He would really like to see the new movie "Clash of the Titans" just to see Liam Neeson yell the words "RELEASE THE KRACKEN!"
• He once slammed a revolving door. Oh wait, that was Chuck Norris.

Stretch is an overall good guy. As long as you treat him well, he'll give you some respect. We share a lot of laughs, and create some pretty enjoyable fun. If i were to rate him on a scale of 1 to 1000, I would give him a 909.