Friday, November 27, 2009

Gardiam-Webster

Homework [gahr-bij]
-noun

1. any assignment, not due on the day of said assigning, of various natures, meant to enhance the learning happening in the classroom. (teacher and ideal student definition)

2. any assignment, not due on the day of said assigning, of various natures, meant to stress students out and serve few other purposes. (worried student definition)

3. any assignment, not due on the day of said assigning, of various natures, meant to waste time and typically completed minutes before being turned in. (slacker definition)

-verb
1. finishing the task assigned by a teacher, typically at home. Sally, are you homeworking hard, or hardly homeworking?

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